You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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