im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
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