i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
He did a backflip because drugs
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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