I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
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