I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
only if we run a train.
done.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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