Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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