I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
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