Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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