Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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