How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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