just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
where are my eyebrows?
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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