oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
