Christians are straight up FREAKS
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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