so explain again why im purple
no
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
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