I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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