Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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