I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
