singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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