Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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