You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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