I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize