dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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