She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
My feet surprised me
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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