talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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