I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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