yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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