You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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