he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
