it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
They have beer where we have blood.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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