Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
Randomize