Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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