If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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