walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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