I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
my poor anus
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Pants are for mortals
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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