If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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