dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
Randomize
