I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
Randomize
