so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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