We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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