"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
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