Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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