Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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