she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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