It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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