Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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