Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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