is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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