I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
she peed on how many people?
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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