I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
FUCK WHALES
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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