I can't watch pbs sober anymore
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Everclear isn't food dammit
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
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