I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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