I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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