Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I would fuck him just for his dog
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
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