Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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