theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I am mentally ready for anal.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
Randomize
