# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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